“I haven’t seen Orphan, because little kids terrify me. There is literally nothing scarier than little kids.” —Brian
I wanna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make 'em live together.
People will say, ’ Are those hermit crabs?’
I’ll say, ’ Not anymore. They’re mingling crabs.”
I just want to curl up in a corner and read a good book.
With a cup of hot jasmine tea.
“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?” —Ernest Hemingway. (via dreamandwake)