- sometimes i spend more time making a sandwich than i do eating it
- you know, meats, cheeses
- when i make sandwiches i always have to make sure i have an even amount of stuff on it all over
- im like OCD about that
- i'm like that when i make salads
- no wonder you guys have women make sandwiches
- you guys turn into pussies anyway
- might as well skip a step
That being said, don’t step on my flip-flops.
Then I’ll trip.
And that hurts. :|
— Rachel Carson (via justbesplendid)
how i get by
“I only like it when I know you don’t want it. Consensual cuddling is so bland.”
Kudos mom, for being the only person in the world that can actually get me in the kitchen to make sandwiches.