I'm not going to pretend to enjoy your company.
If you piss me off, you’ll know.
I don't need to be a scientist to state that entropy defines my universe.
What makes life bland...hmm?
Lack of salt. Seriously, that stuff is crucial.
A lack of goals and a surplus of relaxation time (for me anyway)
- Chris: Andre is the meanest cook around!
- Andre: SHUT THE FUCK UP
- Me: ...
- Andre: Oh..you meant like that...
I have a request: Either keep your phone in your front pocket or change my name to Zimbabwe.
Butt calling is not appreciated.
Fuck the public opinion.